- Announced when asking to watch TV with Daddy: “I am sick because I like to watch TV a lot.” (I think she meant, ‘I get to watch a lot of TV because I am sick.’)
- “Take my thermometer. I need some medicine, Mom. I have a high fever.” 101 isn’t “high” in my book
- “I will fee-oh better soon. I will fee-oh better at Christmas!” Hopefully lonnnng before Christmas, girl!