More Mara-Speak

You know how cartoons always involve classical music? Well, I had a CD playing, when Mara gasped and announced, “This is Ratatouille!”

“Actually, it’s another Beethoven cello sonata. Can you say ‘cello’?” I asked her.

But she shook her head: “I can’t–I’m eating my dinner. I can’t talk when I’m eating my dinner.”

Wow, that’s never stopped you before.

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Mara recounting our weekend retreat:

“But first we went to Mickle-donalds,” she explained. “There are two Mickle-donalds. [She knows about one in the city, and she knows we stopped at a different McDonalds on the way to the mountains.] And they have drinks and stuff,” she added. “And ice cream . . .”

“And chicken and ranch,” I threw in, since she always calls it ‘chicken and ranch’ at home.

“It’s called ‘chicken nuggets,'” she corrected me.

“Yes, Mara, chicken nuggets.”

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Mara, introducing our family to someone she meets at church: “I’m Mara . . . This is my mommy, Becky. Becky,” she repeated, as if the person might not pronounce it properly. “And this is Micah . . . And this is my husband–Daddy!”

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Mara looking at a bell-shaped cookie cutter: “Oh, look, Mommy, the Liber-ree Bell! We went to the Liber-ree Bell with Aunt Mary!”  (I didn’t think she would remember.)

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Hearing Micah’s cries after another unreasonably short nap, I said, “Oh my goodness, tell me he’s not up yet!”

And Mara obliged. “He’s not up yet,” she said to me.

Then calling to Micah’s room, she shouted, “Micah!–you’re not up yet!”

I only wish it were that simple.

Equality, Life Isn’t Fair, and Other Things My Daughter Has Not Yet Learned

If there hadn’t been a Susan B. Anthony, I’m sure someday Mara Joy would have become a household name among those demanding equal rights.

No matter why Micah gets attention, Mara wants equal attention. If we praise him for toddling across the room, she staggers across, imitating him. If we praise him for how he feeds himself, she gingerly lifts her spoon to her mouth, dribbling food down her chin. (Hey–it worked for him!) If we praise him for saying ‘Da-da-da-da,” then . . . well, you can guess what she says (equally loudly). Right now, she is banging a cookie cutter on the wall, her mouth gaping wide, staring blankly at me as she blinks while listening to the sound it makes, because Micah is banging a cookie cutter on the wall, mouth gaping wide, staring blankly at me while blinking and listening to the sound it makes.

Someone needs to learn that life isn’t fair, and we don’t all get equal treatment. . .

Nonetheless, this morning, Mara announced, “I’m going to be drouble!” (This coming after Micah had recently knocked a lamp off an end table, shattering the light bulb, and then opened a drawer, inadvertently discovering, to his delight, a whole package of new light bulbs.)

So, of course, my curiousity was piqued. “Why are you going to be trouble?”

“Because Micah bee-ed drouble!. . . I’m going to get out the light bulbs, and you’re going to say ‘Mawa, don’t be in drouble!'”

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Three little ancedotes:

Lately Mara has asked over and over and over to read her book about going to the dentist. She’s never been to the dentist, but since reading this book, she’s taken a great interest in dentists–and braces.

“See?” she said, through her raisin-filled mouth. “I have braces! See the wires on my teeth?”

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I had to post this picture, primarily for my sister, because I remember us as children using random food pieces for pretend braces . . .

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And . . .  you know you’ve gone wrong somewhere, when your daughter holds up her plate at dinner and says, “Look! It’s a picture of my flam-ah-lee!”

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This morning, when I put her in booktime, I told her, “While you’re in book time, Mommy is going to take her shower and read her Bible.”

“You don’t want to do that!” she exclaimed. “You’ll get the pages all wet!”

Weird Day. Rainy Day.

There was a 40% chance of rain today, and we got all 40%! 🙂 I was glad we went to the zoo yesterday, since there is a chance of rain every day the rest of the week.

Both kids slept in today. I actually woke Micah up when I ventured into his room at 8 o’clock.

Both kids barely nibbled at their breakfast.

Both kids fussed a lot and wanted sit around. Micah took two naps.

Come to think of it, I feel a little groggy and grumpy on rainy days sometimes too . . .

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When Mara woke up this morning, she said: “I need some protein in my tummy!”

We sat down for creamed eggs and biscuits, and she said, “There’s no protein here.”

So I informed her: “Actually, yes, Mara, there is protein: in the eggs and in the milk.”

She looked back down at her creamed eggs for a minute, and then said, “Int’resting!”

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Mara, looking concerned: I feel like I was born.
Me: You feel like you were born?
Mara, still concerned: Yeahhhh
Me: Well, that’s good, because you were!
Mara [laughing delightedly]: I was born! Born again!

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Last, but not least, candy corn season has returned! My friend Melissa brought some over today. What a treat!

I’m going to have to hide the bag from Mara . . .

Apparently candy corn is one of her favorites too!

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During lunch, Mara told me she was “putting on makeup.”  . . .

Really?

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Ahhhhh! “Mascarrot”!!!!!

Her other carrot apparently was lipstick.

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When I told her to eat her carrots, she became sad, and said, “Now the lipstick is broken.”

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“Yes,” I agreed, “this time it is broken! But the good thing about carrots is next time you eat them, you will have new lipstick!”

“No,” she said, shaking her head mournfully. “Next time they will just be carrots.

Oh, the drama . . .