Mom Moments at the Grocery Store . . . and At Home

Last week I found myself once again in the grocery store with two toddlers.

Honestly, it is getting MUCH better! Micah is learning that he has to stay in the shopping cart without fussing (and no, he cannot stand up in the seat!), and Mara rides (or walks beside me) without incident most of the time. In the grocery store parking lot, Mara’s eyes are fixed on the shopping cart selection, hoping against hope that a “little blue car” (with two steering wheels–one for her, one for Micah) will be available.

Well, on this particular day, we did find a cart, but being in the inner-city, someone had removed both steering wheels, rendering the cars, in Mara’s mind, useless.

An elderly man walked by and smiled at the kids. “Are you driving?” he asked cheerfully.

With a doleful expression, Mara shook her head. “Nooo. It doesn’t have a steering wheel.”

Soon enough she cheered up though, when I told her the other option was to ride in a regular shopping cart.

She then began alternately shouting “Prepare to DIE!!!” and loudly singing “YOU are ALWAYS with me, JESUS! Where can I GOOOOOO? Where can I HIIIIIDE?” (from Sovereign Grace’s Awesome God CD).

We made it through my list without incident. Although it was almost noon, so the kids were getting hungrier by the minute.

As I bagged the groceries in the checkout line and tried to watch the cashier ring up each item, Micah kept reaching for everything I put in the back of the shopping cart.

He reached for bananas. He reached for grapes. Ginger snaps.

And suddenly I turned around to see my 16-month-old son sitting there in the shopping cart, holding a pork chop! It happened in just an instant, while my back was turned. Apparently he had reached into the bag behind him, clawed through the cellophane wrap and pulled out the raw meat!

It’s moments like these when you want to grab the raw pork chop out of your son’s hands, look around the store and exclaim, ‘Has anybody seen his mother?!’

People around us were laughing–and, quite frankly, I was surprised how quickly a small child could capture the attention of several checkout lines without making a sound. A Shoprite employee grabbed the meat and offered to re-wrap the remaining portion. Another brought me paper towels doused in hand sanitizer to wipe Micah’s hands.

The cashier said, “I think he’s hungry.”

And as I was leaving, a man a few lines down called out, “Take that boy home and FEED him!”

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As if I didn’t feel sufficiently inept to be a stay-at-home mom after the grocery store episode . . . I dropped the bag holding two dozen eggs on the floor as soon as I got home.

And the casserole that was supposed to bake at 350 for an hour? . . . Somehow it baked at 500 for the first 45 minutes . . . ??

Wow . . . what a day!

Doing Church

From the dining room, I could see Mara standing motionless holding–of all things–one of the dog bones!

“What are you doing, Mara?” I called to her.

“I’m doing church!” she exclaimed.

And I knew exactly what she was doing. Every week, we have communion. Someone at the front of the church holds the bread, and we all file past them, pulling off a piece of bread and dipping it in the cup.

Mara was pretending to hold the bread for communion.

I thought it was pretty funny, so I took her picture. After which, she said, “Can I see?”

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She took one look at her picture and said, “Take it again.”

Instantly, she lowered her head and looked ever so solemnly and the “bread.” (Quite frankly this pose looks much more like someone actually serving communion!) I guess she realized she didn’t have the proper stance in the first picture!

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This girl cracks me up!

Special Treats

We were all downstairs when Mara announced: “I’m going to go upstairs and go potty all by myself.”

She walked up three steps before turning around. She looked down at me with the most serious expression a 2-year-old can muster and sternly said: “Don’t get into trouble, Mommy.”

She paused for an extra-long glare before continuing up the stairs.

Do I say that?

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After Mara did #2, she exclaimed with intense enthusiasm: “I’m going to get a lollipop! Because I’m so proud of myself!”

While we’re on the topic of “treats” for going potty, I should mention: Never buy “special treats” that tempt you or your husband.

Last week we needed to restock our supply, so I let Mara choose between M&Ms and Reesee’s Pieces at WalMart this week.

Normally she gets one M&M for going #1. This motivates her. And Daniel and I could care less about a jar of M&Ms on the counter.

But while the bag of Reesee’s Pieces was 17 cents cheaper than the same size bag of M&Ms, we are not coming out ahead. I should have paid the extra 17 cents. A bag of M&Ms will last indefinitely around here, with only one child potty-trained.

And at this rate, we’re going to be out of Reesee’s Pieces by the end of the week.

Bring on the Needles!

My prescription for Progesterone shots (17P) arrived in the mail today, along with a bunch of needles and syringes.

Imagining my husband (who is not in the medical profession for a reason) administering these shots is a little, well, unnerving. Shots don’t bother me too much at the doctor’s office.

You know, with a trained professional.

When I try really hard to “think happy thoughts.”

But just imagine coaching someone the very first time they give a shot, and it’s in your rear end. That will be a new experience–for both of us! Thankfully our insurance company is sending someone to our house to train Daniel on giving the shots.

Oddly enough, I’m actually looking forward to getting the shots, because I’ve already noticed contractions beginning. And I’m only 19 weeks. So yes, bring on the needles!

When I called my insurance case manager today (I’ve been assigned a case manager, since my pregnancy is considered high risk), she said my file at the doctor’s office indicated I would start the 17p shots at week 20.

I was actually disappointed. You mean, I have to wait a week?

My contractions usually come at the end of the day–often around dinnertime, bathtime, or the kids’ bedtime. But I notice them every day now.

Carrying Micah up the stairs, bringing groceries from the car into the house, carrying laundry up from the basement, long walks outside, walking/standing for a long time (for instance, last Saturday’s 6-hour Goodwill/ consignment store shopping trip!). All those things cause me contractions. I’m really not doing anything excessive, just normal housework and child care kind of things. But it is amazing how many activities around the house require the use of your abs. And for some reason, those activities seem to bring on the contractions.

My contractions aren’t regular at all. And like my contractions with Micah, not painful, just tight. My uterus is still so small that they aren’t really even uncomfortable yet.

But it makes me a bit nervous. For Little Boo.

I talked to my Aunt Terrie a couple days ago. (Aunt Terrie knows a thing or two about pregnancy, having delivered eight children of her own and worked as a La Leche League consultant. When I told her I was starting to notice contractions already, she said, “Yessss, it starts earlier and earlier with every one.” Yay. I thought. So I am probably not physically capable of carrying eight children full-term, am I? (What a relief, right, Daniel???) He wants four children. I’m wondering if five would be all that bad. . . šŸ˜‰

I find it helpful to rest when Iā€™m experiencing contractions. They do go away. And that’s a good sign.

I’m also trying to drink tons of water. (Dehydration often contributes to preterm labor.) I’m trying not to walk too much, or be on my feet too long, & I try to ask for help lifting (despite the fact that I am the do-it-yourself kind of person that hates to ask for help).

All that to say:

Bring on the needles!